On the 23rd March in the afternoon me and my class went to the Instituto Politéctnico de Tomar to watch a theatre play called “Off With Their Heads” there were four main characters: Queen Elizabeth I; Toilet, a servant and two explorers Sir Francis Drake and Sir Atterly Rodden, also known as Utterly Rotten (that’s the way Toilet called him).
All the servants and the executioners had food poisoning because Toilet made dinner for them (she was not poisoned because she didn’t eat dinner she made).
The two explorers gave the Queen three gifts: a potato, chocolate, and coffee but she already had them. She was utterly bored, she had nothing to do. Atterly and Sir Francis were about to sail to The New World when the Queen said “I’m going with you!” they said it was too dangerous but she didn’t care she went with them to The New World.
When they arrived to The New World, they made two groups, Sir Francis with the Queen and Sir Atterly Rodden with Toilet. When Sir Francis and the Queen arrived they saw two ogres, Olive and Olaf. When Olaf saw the Queen he wanted to marry her, but Olive started crying and she punched him. The Queen found a tablet with a map. Sir Atterly arrived. While he was talking to Toilet (Toilet wasn’t listening to him) she found the second tablet, when Sir Francis arrived to the place that the map was indicating he made us sing a song to the gods. When Sir Atterly arrived to the place where Sir Francis was, he made a team with some villains called the Creepy Conquerors. Sir Francis made another team called the Eager Explorers, to see who would win the “Elixir of Life”. They made a dance competition.
While they were dancing, Toilet found the “Elixir of Life” and the Queen made her Lady Toilet.
Jorge Martins, 7ºD